In a perfect world, a man would have:
A job he enjoys and excels at.
Friends and family who surround him with love.
Enough money to travel and enjoy life.
Affectionate, nice, low-maintenance pets.
A legitimate Super Bowl contending team to root for.
A warm, comfortable place to call home.
(Ideally with a nice, new basement.)
A happy, healthy, beautiful daughter who adores him.
A wife who cooks, cleans, is always patient, never disagrees with him, and looks like a super-model.
I guess 9 out of 10 isn't bad.
Happy birthday to the man who (almost) has it all. I love you!!!