Tonight we had BLTs for dinner and had this conversation:
Staley: "What is BLT?"
Me: "It's my sandwich. What letter does bacon start with?"
Me: "And lettuce starts with?"
Me: "And what about tomato?"
Me: "So that's why it's called a BLT sandwich. Although you are just having a B sandwich since you only have bacon."
Staley: "No. I have bacon and mayonnaise. So I am having a BM sandwich.