Why is it that my one child who is my slowest moving is the one that has to be up, ready, and fed every morning by 8:00?
Why is it that my one child who doesn't want to be held and insists on walking when we are trying to get someplace quickly is also my child who screams when I won't hold him while I try to shower, use the bathroom, or make supper?
Ah, universe. I'm not sure I always appreciate your sense of humor.


