We simply cannot keep food in the house. I go to the grocery store, fill my cart to the brim, and a few days later it's all just gone. We call our kids the locusts because they descend upon the food in the house and just devour it, leaving our kitchen barren once again.
Last night we had BLTs for dinner. We went through an ENTIRE loaf of bread (minus 1 heel), a FULL package of bacon, 5 tomatoes, and a huge bowl of fruit. And my son still claimed to be hungry afterwards. I'm not sure how to keep food in the house. It seems like an impossible task.
I blame the locusts.
