The other day Briggs asked me, "How do you spell doc?" I responded, "Do you mean like a doctor or like a boat dock?" He said, "I mean like doc com."
#dotcom
The other night before bed, Adelie asked, "Can you get me a toothpick?" I responded, "Why do you need a toothpick?" Adelie responded, "To get the ear wax out of my ear."
#ouch
#ithinkyoumeanqtip

