"Not everybody at small group is small. Only Ellowyn is small because she's a baby."
Briggs's Thoughts on Danger:
Briggs: "What is the most dangerous animal?"
Me: "I don't know. Do you think maybe a lion or a shark?"
Briggs: "No. Those aren't dangerous because they are in cages."
Me: "Well, they are in cages at the zoo, but they are not in cages in other parts of the world. Sharks swim in the ocean and lions live in Africa."
Briggs: "And that's why no one lives in Africa, right? Because of the lions."
Me: "People do live in Africa. They just have to be careful to stay away from the lions."
Briggs: "Yeah. Like they just never go outside their house."
Me: "Well, they probably have to go outside to go to school or the grocery store or church. Don't you think?"
Briggs: "Yeah. But then they would just go in their cars because lions can't eat cars or houses. Just people."
Although we did talk about how lions probably live far away from the people and the houses in Africa, I have a strong suspicion that my son won't be planning to visit there anytime soon.
Briggs's Thoughts on Baking:
The other day, Briggs and I made some loaves of banana bread with the over-ripe bananas we had on the counter. When he was sharing some with Uma later, he told her, "This banana bread is full of rotten bananas!"
Briggs's Thoughts on Nap Time:
Uma and Papa watch Briggs on Tuesdays after pre-school. He usually requests taking his nap at home rather than at their house. Uma offered that he could nap one day at her house and sleep in the big bed that his cousin Cade sleeps in. Briggs was worried because he wouldn't have any hand socks at Uma's house, but then he reasoned that if he was sleeping in Cade's bed, he could just borrow Cade's hand socks too.
Briggs's Thoughts on Chapstick Flavors:
The other day, Briggs and Uma were looking at some chapstick we have at home. Briggs had one of Adelie's fruity chapsticks and one of his chapsticks that has Chase (a dog from Paw Patrol) on it. After smelling Adelie's, he said that hers smelled like fruit. Then he looked at the fruit on the tube and determined that it tasted like peaches. When he smelled his Chase one, he decided that it smelled like blueberries, but when looking at the tube, he determined that it tasted like dog skin.
Probably not exactly what the marketing team was going for.
I love how his little mind works.


















