The other night I was sitting on the edge of the tub as I was starting some bath water for Briggs. He came in to use the restroom and proceeded to accidentally pee a little on my foot. I exclaimed, "Briggs! You just peed on my foot!" To which he responded, "Sorry. I'm still not very good at aiming. I peed on my foot a little too." I don't think this standing up to pee thing is all it's cracked up to be.
Adelie was telling me about a game she was playing with her figurines. She had a bunch of mermaids that turned into humans because they all liked the same prince. The prince was going to have a ball to choose which girl he liked. (Zach said it sounded like "The Bachelor.") I replied, "Or maybe they all realize that they are strong, independent women and don't need a prince. Maybe they should all go start their own companies." Adelie thought about this for a second and then responded, "Nah." Can't say I didn't try.